Excluding vanilla and those Greek yogurt spin-offs because this isn’t a f***ing joke.
The contenders: only flavors currently in circulation in the U.S. So if you're looking for Schweddy Balls, Oatmeal Cookie, Late Night Snack, or other beloved retirees, you'll have to head over to the the flavor graveyard.
Pumpkin Cheesecake
This is ice cream, not Thanksgiving. Back off, squash-kin.
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That's My Jam Core
Nobody came here for seeds in their goddamn teeth. Go home, jam, you're drunk.
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Banana Split
Banana splits are better IRL.
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